My dear friend Rocky said this while we were talking about Twilight, I thought it was such a hoot that I had to make it into a t-shirt design.
Both Rocky and I are on the side of the fence that Smeyer took far too much liberty on changing vampires. Please, if you're going to use a mythical creature, there are right and wrong ways to do it, especially when folklore for vampires is SO well known. Rowling at least had the sense to keep her Basilisk a snake that's eyes killed people, which is half right, though Basilisks are supposed to have the head of roosters. Hah, tied in theme.
My sister is a big fan of Twilight, loves the books wants to have Edwards babies, and even she thinks it's funny. So, sit back, take a breath, and as family guy has stated, have a sense of humor XD
Plus, the correct answer is Anne Rice. SO THERE.
The font used is Dax-Condensed because it's Rocky's font and is sexy. Done in Photoshop as I am not as strong in Illustrator. If the word cock is mature content please tell me and I'll switch it over. I had a talk with my younger brother and he thinks it's debatable.
BleedLikeAGod im sorry but twilight is still gayier than the actual gay vampire books/movies
the orignals are good because they live up to the treu nature of vampires
twilgiht is a female teen based movie/book about a little emo girl who is sad then meets the perfect boyfriend who is a gary su beatiful smart talented strong good body only wants to talk about her and cares about no one but her this is crap ment to appeal to teens and soccer mums
BleedLikeAGod im sorry but twilight is still gayier than the actual gay vampire books/movies
the orignals are good because they live up to the treu nature of vampires
twilgiht is a female teen based movie/book about a little emo girl who is sad then meets the perfect boyfriend who is a gary su beatiful smart talented strong good body only wants to talk about her and cares about no one but her this is crap ment to appeal to teens and soccer mums
Free the souls! *sets Twilight books on fire* Did you know she had the guts to say that she was the first person to come up with the Vampire versus Werewolves gimmick? I about peed myself when somebody told me that.
D: ... she said that? she. Said. That?! Good god did she ever see Underworld?! I think I'm going to have to find her and eat her liver or something-though I may not eat her liver as in old spiritual beliefs they thought if you ate part of someone then you'd take on part of them. And lord knows I don't want any part of her to be part of me. *shudders*
This is the ONE time I'm going to support a book burning.
Basically every second vampire book has them fighting against werewolves, it's the default if you don't have plot! "Dur Dur They uh.. don't like the furries hur hur" I mean it can be done well, but then again, it's an easy way out for plot. >_< God. That woman ruins everything.
Poor Frogs. They may get indigestion and I need them to keep away the Loup-Garou! (one of my fav species of werewolves ]
XD Yeah. Hmmm what eats paper and lots of it? Oh I know! Goats!
Yeah Vampires vs. Werewolves is pretty common. But I'd have to say there's not much else that can or wants to go toe to toe with a vampire. Maybe angels...but everything involving angels now aday fails. Miserably.
the orignals are good because they live up to the treu nature of vampires
twilgiht is a female teen based movie/book about a little emo girl who is sad then meets the perfect boyfriend who is a gary su
beatiful
smart
talented
strong
good body
only wants to talk about her
and cares about no one but her
this is crap ment to appeal to teens and soccer mums
the orignals are good because they live up to the treu nature of vampires
twilgiht is a female teen based movie/book about a little emo girl who is sad then meets the perfect boyfriend who is a gary su
beatiful
smart
talented
strong
good body
only wants to talk about her
and cares about no one but her
this is crap ment to appeal to teens and soccer mums
This is the ONE time I'm going to support a book burning.
Poor Frogs. They may get indigestion and I need them to keep away the Loup-Garou! (one of my fav species of werewolves
Yeah Vampires vs. Werewolves is pretty common. But I'd have to say there's not much else that can or wants to go toe to toe with a vampire. Maybe angels...but everything involving angels now aday fails. Miserably.